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Aviation Miracle 

The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.
459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!

Lyrical Miracle

A pejorative for rap lyrics that are super lame and corny but delivered with a sense of extreme confidence. Rappers who practice Lyrical Miracle songwriting often try to rap really fast and jump from topic to topic in their songs. As a result, many Lyrical Miracle artists often use a lot of words without actually saying anything.

Lyrical Miracle-style music is often associated with rappers and rap fans who are mentally stuck in the 90s or early 2000s and decry contemporary genre styles (such as trap, "mumble" rap or emo rap) as being "meaningless mainstream garbage" and not "real hip-hop". The irony of this is that the music they hold up as the genre's eternal gold-standard is usually jam packed with self-masterbation, complaints about "critics who just don't understand" the rapper's discography, and lame attempts at wordplay.

The term originates from the 2014 video "Bad Internet Rappers" by YouTuber Filthy Frank, in which comedian/musician George Miller/Joji makes fun of amateur rappers who create this type of song.
person 1: Hey did you hear the new Eminem single?

person 2: Lol nah, Eminem's been making Lyrical Miracle shit for what seems like forever. All his recent songs are just him angrily saying really lame puns without even a hint of self-awareness and complaining about people not liking the other albums where he's done this shit

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?
perverse miracle by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

Apex Miracle 

> the state of popping off in Apex Legends within a limited amount of time to play
"Alright, one quick game before I have to leave. Time for an Apex Miracle"

proceeds to drop a 20 bomb
Apex Miracle by SweatyWraith April 5, 2022

Apex Miracle 

An Apex Miracle is the weird situation of getting really good and winnable matches in Apex Legends upon playing within a limited amount of time. (For instance, you need to go to a party in like 1 hour and got time for like 2 games)

Playing with nearly unlimited time on the other hand will let you end up in matches with weird behaving teammates and unfairly strong oponents.
P1: *arriving at friends house*
P2: Hey man, how are you doing?
P1: Nice man, at home i just got an Apex Miracle!
Apex Miracle by Tsoddy April 5, 2022

4/20 Miracle 

Refers to April 20th, 2021 when former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty on three charges for the murder of George Floyd.
Person 1: A cop was held accountable?! How?
Person 2: It's the 4/20 Miracle.
4/20 Miracle by AnonACAB April 20, 2021