Mind Puke 

Complete nonsense flowing out of the mind without precursor thought, either in written form or speech. Usually has no meaning whatsoever.

coined by Devin Stevens on 08/20/2008

"... and then we can challenge the inter-galactic Globe Trotters for the lifetime supply of raspberry cream-filled pudding!"

"Feel better? Couldn't help but notice that was some serious Mind Puke..."

Mind Puke by Devin Stevens - |[Sacred]| October 16, 2008

Mind-Whiff 

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)

Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.

Mind-Whiff by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011

Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

Mind bum by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

mind numbling

When you are doing a task so repetitive and menial, that it feels like a small rabbit is nibbling on your brain.

clicking send message over and over again is so mind numbling

mind numbling by CloudMaster August 15, 2014

mind hug 

When you hug someone in your mind.

_Hug ?
_No thanks, I already gave you a mind hug.

mind hug by EJRI February 5, 2016

Mind Flowing

A term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream.

Usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere.

Olivier: "Yo man, how was your weekend?"

Yugo: "It was great cheers man, I went... *receives text from Emily and drifts into a state of daydreaming bliss*

Olivier: "dude! you're mind flowing again."

Mind Flowing by Kenjin mc-perma flop November 28, 2016

mind fodder 

content that's predictable, repetitive, and doesn't evoke any level of intellect

Marvel movies are mind fodder, unlike Black Mirror.

mind fodder by icarusdontcare December 10, 2017