You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.
"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
by Veronica_Morgan May 12, 2016
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Person 1: I'm a part of Gen Z, I was born in 1995!
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.
Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.
Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
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When young people have a dramatic breakup only to start hooking up again within 48 hours. This breakup is likely one of multiple millennial breakups which happen over a drawn out period of time.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
Kristoff and Nick broke up last night, but they were already cuddling again today. I think it’s a millennial breakup.
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