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McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.
Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important
by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012
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military intelligence

they went looking for weapons of mass destruction in 2001, that Colin Powell's military intelligence said were there. as a result there are 150k dead civillians, around 12k dead soldiers and 25k wounded, as a direct result of the wars forced on Iraq and Afghanistan. He need have looked no further than any American state.....like Utah or Israel.
by Hedley Clubnobber September 27, 2006
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militarize

1)To lay down a military caliber smack down.
2)To beat some one the way the U.S. military would beat a threatening country.
That guy stole my bike. Imma have to militarize on that fool!
by rafiq basaria October 17, 2005
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Special Military Operation

For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is
Damn, Russia's Special Military Operation is surely going badly this past few weeks!
by Comrade Koup March 24, 2022
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Militant vegetarian

Someone who obnoxiously promotes their personal eating habits. Can be compared to religious fundamentalists.
Mad cow? shit...the militant vegetarians will be dancing in the streets.
by anthubc2010_militantvegetarian October 11, 2010
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french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"
A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"
by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004
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French military victories

*Notable* French-only military victories include:

1) The 100 Years War
2) That's it.

The Crimean War doesn't count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.

William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.

Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)

Indo-china...That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.

And Kung-fu Jesus, losing 50,000 troops over fourteen years is better, not worse, than losing 90,000 in less time.
by Rado December 19, 2004
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