midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.

Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.

by noconformity September 14, 2013

Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!

Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!

by Sonowa January 24, 2014

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

midnight mind

The moment when you are lying in bed awake thinking about everything that is going , has gone or could go wrong.

"I wish I could sleep but I spent all night with my midnight mind. " -Anon

by BarelyHuman January 20, 2018

Midnight snack

Used to describe a situation where someone will get out of bed in the middle of the night (despite the title, any time between bedtime and sunrise would be considered 'midnight' in this case) in order to have a quick bite to eat. This could be for any reason; the person may be hungry, or not tired, or just really craving a specific item of food. The snack is usually followed with the person immediately returning to bed.

Bill: You ok man?
Dave: Yeah, just couldn't get to sleep last night. I was really hungry for some reason.
Bill: What did you do?
Dave: Went downstairs, had a midnight snack and went back to bed. Felt better and got to sleep.

by WatcherMark May 23, 2019

Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019