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Megaladonculus

To have a big ass(own persons).
My ass is megaladonculus!
by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023
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MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.
If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.
by RoninDH July 6, 2023
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antisocial meal

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had big antisocial meal! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had just finished his antisocial meal.
by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010
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smack medallion

A person who is really ugly. A.K.A hurt or smacked
( ugly girl walks in the room) Damn girl! You a smack medallion!
by InspectaGadget December 12, 2010
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Brogressional Medal of Honor

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).
Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012
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Man Meal

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!
by snow_nuts11 September 24, 2014
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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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