Merrick

Stupid retard that wears car shirts and he uses girls for nudes and says same thing over again and lifts 300 pounds and he wears playboy like johnny trejbal the swaggest person ever and any girl would want him because he dates them for a week screenshots their nudes and breaks up with them and eats his grandmas poop

merricks so fucking dope i wanna poop in his mouth when hes sleeping thats why his breath smells bad i mean play soccer tyler

by Poopeater69420 September 23, 2019

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metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

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metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005

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metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011

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merrick

One who is extremely liberal but often tries to hide it. Often found with "Hillary Clinton porn" in their search history, always trying to cram in more graphic liberal ideas into their brain.

Sally: So I had to break up with my boyfriend yesterday
Emma: What? Why?
Sally: He yelled "Oh give it to me good Hillary, yes! LGBT pride forever!" during his climax last night.
Emma: Woah...what a merrick

by lukewalker13 October 5, 2016

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