Missing

my dad

my dad has been missing since he nutted in my mom n got her pregnant

by mind yo dam buisness April 28, 2022

Missing you everyday

Not seeing the person long periods of time or day miss them around not able to see them everyday

When someone or somebody says missing you everyday because they don’t see you

by anonymous June 30, 2022

gossip messenger

A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them

Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”

by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017

The Messenger’s Goof

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other

ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

by doodleoodles September 17, 2019

Taes_missing_bag

Taes_missing_bag is a tik tokers who obsessed with posting memes about bts, they usually post at random times and never keep a posting schedule

"Hey did you see what taes_missing_bag posted?" "no it's probably a bts meme again wasn't it?"

by Taes_missing_bag June 17, 2021

Logan missing Lexi more

It is scientifically proven that Logan can not miss Lexi more. Lexi has more love and feelings in her for anyone to possibly miss her more. So therefore Lexi always has and will miss Logan more than he misses her.

Lexi: I miss you
*Logan missing Lexi more*- or so he thinks
Logan: I miss you m…too
Lexi: Yea because you can’t possibly miss me more

by Skittlestwerk July 4, 2021

Yahoo Messenger

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022