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Catalog Memory

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
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Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
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homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the
"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"
by JellyD October 23, 2013
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genetic memory

The passing down of special gifts,skills,talents,and abilities by ancestors.
Gerald is overly convinced that genetic memory is the only logical explanation for his miraculous 30 day survival in the wilderness.
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floating memory

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.
Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.
by Elianiray July 4, 2016
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Hollow memory

A memory of something that is barely memorable but still residual enough in memory for one to have a vague memory of that memory.
I have a hollow memory of a dog from years ago.
by Ben El July 11, 2016
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deep memory

Adreanna does not have a deep memory
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