Menage a toi

Modeled on "menage a trois", menage a toi is that less fortunate circumstance where self-love is one's only option.
(Cue Palmela Handerson. Ooh, that blows!)

Brostar #1: Bro dude, did you end up taxing those two crumpets last night?

Brostar #2: No dude, it was whack the way they just went off and left a brotha high and dry!

Brostar #1: So I takes it you done had yourself an itty-bitty "menage a toi"?

Brostar#2: Word, Brostar General!

by Axellent December 31, 2012

Red Menace

The FDNY (Fire Department City of New York) in NYPD (New York Police Department) slang.

Ok, the Red Menace is here.

by Loxias December 22, 2006

menage et text

text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.

Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny

Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!

by jennyann September 28, 2010

menage-a-doug

A three way involving 2 people (at least one named Doug) and a third person who has 2 puppets

"Hey, don't forget the puppets for our menage-a-doug later. Also, don't forget the Doug"

by fuckmeeyes October 12, 2011

menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. Basically who is a bigger menace to society. Originality created by Niko Omilana and JiDion.

I challenge you to a menace off.

by PipeDD March 26, 2023

Phantom Menace poop

A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.

Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.

A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.

Yo John, I just phantom menace pooped that toilet so bad.

by a small Asian man September 27, 2011

The Spamtom Menace

The people or bots who find either your email address or a form on a website and 'bomb' it with spam comments.

*Opens Inbox*

"Oh great, 387 adverts for penis enlargement. Looks like I've been hit by The Spamtom Menace again..."

*Delete All*

by antomrocks March 15, 2011