Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010

Having a Mauriello

The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.

"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

Maurizio Merli

Badass Italian actor with a sweet mustache.

Forget Clint Eastwood, or Gene Hackman, Maurizio Merli could kick their asses any day.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba January 25, 2006

Maurice

The name of an imaginary friend who's always present in the room when people are smoking pot.

"You guys wanna go hang with Maurice?"

"Maurice knocked the bong over!"

"Maurice is our safety meeting coordinator."

by spragglemitnick March 21, 2013

Maureenasaurus

Nickname given to a girl named Maureen that is passioned by dinosaurs.

Maureenasaurus also is a sign of awesomeness, and soup lovingness. Usually a Maureenasaurus carries SuperBoobs.
Related to Maurgasm

Maureenasaurus : I is really hungry, I want soup! Om nom nom!
Max : You are cute =), go get soup.
Maureenasaurus : ^_^ Brb.

by Max TheGreat February 26, 2009

Maureena

Girl's Name.

Formed from the names Maureen and Marina.

Abbreviations include Mo, Maury, Reen, Reena, Mini.

Maureena is artistic and loving.

Person1- "Wow! Check that painting your little girl did!"
Person2- "Obviously! She's called Maureena after all!"
Everyone hugs.

by runnerbean84 October 23, 2011

Maurica

Maurica is the best. She's outgoing, loud, works lots of jobs, overachiever, hangs out at nickle beer bars doing the worm. I think her favorite move is the broken robot.

Dude, who wants to Dougie when you can do the Maurica.

by StefanieJo January 24, 2012