Maskerick

A limerick on the mixed messages mask wearing is sending to the public, be it as a symbol of political rebellion against the authorities, the selfish attitude by maskholes whose inept leader mocked mask-wearers, or as a protective shield against infection even for vaccinated folks.

A maskerick that was composed in the aftermath of mask myths propagated by some selfish diehard Trumpists or QAnonists is:

Three maskholes-finalists emerged for the ignoble “Maskhole of the Year” award.
Donald J. Trump, Rand Paul, and Ted Cruz from a dirty dozen names put forward.
From the unholy trinity, who refuse to wear a face mask in public out of sheer vanity,
Whose odds are the highest in clinching the notorious prize on this side of eternity?
Wouldn’t it be a surprise if one Trumpublican beats his vain boss for the reward?

by MathPlus April 20, 2021

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maskpectations

The phenomenon where you experience shock (and often disgust) when someone reveals their nose and mouth after wearing a mask. This phenomenon can happen even after being with a masked person for only a few moments.

Did you see our new neighbor take down his mask to take a sip of his coffee?? It's like his nose and mouth did not go with his eyes! And those chicklet teeth did not meet my maskpectations.

by JJ Explains April 26, 2021

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