math 

A womans phone number.

You see that cutie over there, i just got the math.

math by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

Math 

A subject that is easily understood by people who have learned how to work their brain and how one plus one really equals two. Should you really suck at math, you need to find a functioning brain at E-bay. Inverse of math expert, tin.

Since I know how one plus one equals two, I should know how math works.

Math by jvchen7 January 28, 2003

math 

A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.

Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.

math by Poopqwerqtqertq October 13, 2013

math 

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Math is a Mental Abuse To Humans, it makes your life impossible.

math by 20054 June 3, 2017

math 

math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.

Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.

math by jose.miguel January 19, 2009

math 

(M)ental
(A)buse
(T)o
(H)umans

Math quiz.

Stu(died)

Stu(dying)

There's a reason for that.

math by rural dictionary August 12, 2014

MATH 

Mental Abuse To Humans. Something any person can endure that is inhumane and damaging to the mind. Confusing situation(s)

James went through a MATH like situation when asked to either take his life or watch his family be murdered.

MATH by DIGITALDOMINATION December 4, 2014