Momstagram

When your mom gets and Instagram specifically to stalk you and judge your friends. She may also compare you to your friends and say stuff like, "Look at that guy you should be more like him." She may also follow various organization accounts to inspire her. She will find many ways to find you on social media and then after that she will make a fake Twitter to follow you.

You can't post that! My Momstagram will see it!

by hotdog827 May 20, 2015

Momsplaining

When you didn't ask for her opinion but she gives it anyway and it's rude af. Or just acting like I'm dumb in general.

EX1:
Me- *walks out of the house feeling fly af*
Mom- "You know, that dress is a little t---"
Me- SHUT UP I DIDN'T ASK YOU. Rude...stop Momsplaining

EX. 2:
Me- "Hey Mom, the light bulb is out in my lamp upstairs."
Mom- "Did you try changing it ?"

Me- *sarcastically* "No I didn't, I'm just a blithering fucking ninny and I didn't think of that at all! YES, MOM, I TRIED CHANGING IT FIRST. IT'S STILL NOT WORKING." smh

by angiepants94 November 7, 2016

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

mowser

mowser is the most loving dog in the world and is small but is the protecter of the house

man 1: man mowser is cute
man 2: mowser issa keeper

by koalawithkiwi July 16, 2018

MomSpace

Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.

Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."

by Oscar Smith June 10, 2008

momstar

the person you become when your kids go mobile. Rather than talk to you they text or email or call you to help them with the daily challenges of their lives

Mom: (phone rings) hello

teen: hey, my class starts in 15 minutes and i don't know where it is can u look it up?

mom: yes, one minute please

teen: kay

mom: you are in north hall room 305 b

(under her breath, would you like me to unlock your car too?)

teen: kay

mom: (after hangup) thank you for calling momstar

by cezz January 5, 2009

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019