mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

mong stength

Mong strenght is when someone use a surprising amount of stength when they get angry, like a mong when they dont get there afternoon pills! When someone gets mong strength they can do things they couldn't normaly do, e.g. punch harder, flip heavy tables, smash/brake strong things.

"Did you Bill yesterday, someone called his mum a slut so he got mong stength, n stated flippin tables!"

by warren193 June 22, 2008

Mong Face

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome

"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Mong people

Mong is a group of people who origined from Northern China along on the Yellow River, which today is called Shangdong, according to Chinese-Mong scholars and historians were written down. But today, Mong can be find in China, Taiwan, Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, Burma, USA, Canada, Austrialia, Argentina, France, French Guiyana, New Zealand, eles where around the world today. The Mong were one branch of the Chinese because they were Chinese origined before many wars separeted them. For this reason we have an evidence to proof that the Mong were Chinese.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

MONG CHARIOT

the vehicle used by paraplegics, cripples and other useless lazy fucks.

"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"

by greaseproofbag August 5, 2006

mong boy

a buddy who reaches a state of drunkeness during a long drinking session where they sit quietly staring blankly into space, dribling and unable to communicate properly.
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine

oh look, mong boy is back! get him some water

by pozzy December 31, 2008