meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021

Mudslide mixer

When you're butt to butt with someone special, shooting diarrhea into each others anus'

Me and Binky love getting mudslide mixers.

by Jason mcgregor October 17, 2021

baby mixer

makes baby mix for the baby oven

lets make a baby with your baby mixer

by dickweeddobbler November 7, 2022

jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

by balaala June 18, 2024

Slovenian Mixer

The Slovenian Mixer is when you piss in a girl's gaping asshole and then drop a load into that and then proceed to combine the piss with your pieces of chunky poo and drink the mixture like a soup. You can also use cum if you don't have any piss saved up or if you feel extra edgy. Please note this won't work if your shit is creamy.

It took a lot of convincing, but Jessica finally let me give her a Slovenian Mixer last night. I still have some saved in a glass!

by stereotypicallama June 27, 2024