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Marley

One of the best people you could ever know. She is honest, generous, and caring. If you ever have the chance to become friends with a market, TAKE IT. You will only get so many chances. I myself are friends with a Marley, and she is one of the sweetest people I know. Honestly, get yourself a Marley.
Person 1: Hey, it’s Marley!

Person 2: She’s so cool!
Person 3: I know right, how is she that amazing?
Person 4: Well, duh, she’s a Marley 🙄
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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marley forbes

Marley Forbes is a vicious creature that live a in the mythical place of Stanley , he is a very gimpy boy and will one day get a slap love ......
by Marley’s observer October 2, 2020
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Ross marley

Typical caveman style human. Still working out how to use a Nokia 3310.
He doesn't know where the power button is.. typical Ross Marley.
by johno8 September 15, 2016
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Marley

Fit af the type of person you want in your bed
Marley is soooo peng
by I’m taking ur mrs April 21, 2019
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Marley

An absoulute Giga chad.People will look into history not for Henry VIII but for him. an absolute Icon
Person 1:That man over there is Marley
Person 2:A fucking what.
by Calamity_Hoe June 16, 2022
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Marley washburn

Some would say simply he’s hung like a horse, everyone wants to be him he’s the best looking man God created he gets any girl he wants he likes day drinking he’s taller than you he wonders why you can’t get any bitches gangy.
Wow! Marley washburn just hearing his name or voice makes me the wettest I’ve ever been.
by Deannharpman March 21, 2025
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