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Milton

A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"
by Ytrap September 21, 2008
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Milton, WI

Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."
Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?
by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010
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Manton

Little hick town, mostly mispronounced at man-ton instead of man-tin. better than mesick. Has a good cross-country and track team, but lately has been faring horribly with all other sports
Manton always wins against Mesick!
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"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
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Mantony

A word describing anybody named Antony who possesses manly qualities.

The word is a combination of the name 'Antony' and the word 'man'.

Other variations may for example inculde Manthony (Anthony), Maniel (Daniel) and Manthew (Matthew).
Person One: That Antony guy is so manly...

Person Two: He's a Mantony!
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Molton

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".
“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”
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multiple penetration.Also known as a MP for multiple penetration.
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