magnetikk

haha omg. people are so god damn stupid. the "magnetikk" thing was a freaking joke...making fun of all the gay little 'electrikk' kids. now all the 'electrikk' kids are calling them selfs magnetikk...haha idiots.

"i'm gonna join the shoot me im electrikk blogring cause it's the cool thing to do. what's that? magnetikk is the new lame? kick me in the face im magnetikk!"

by Angela March 4, 2005

magnet

the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.

"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"

by dooran February 20, 2010

MagnetiX

1. Person with a big penis.
2. Sexually charged person;sex magnet.

That guy is magnetix!

He has a big magnetix

by Dipset March 23, 2005

cum magnet

A magnet for cum.

Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.

1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."

2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.

by Argonak October 16, 2008

cock magnet

its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away

coc`ock/mag-net this morning my cock magnet accidently poked my G/Fs eye out oops

by tonedeath August 5, 2005

Magnet

Magnet - A person who is attractive from the back but repulsive from the front, just like a magnet.

"I followed this girl in the mall yesterday 'cos she had a great ass. But then I saw her face and she looked like a moose. What a fuckin' magnet."

by bigbadscot May 21, 2016

magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

by FionnSilverwolf April 5, 2016