e.m.p.d

Eat my p**** daddy

Gf:e.m.p.d.

by Baddie🍑🍆 November 5, 2020

p.m.p

please mommy please 🥺
used when someone thinks using your mommy kink will help them see some titties usually followed by l.m.s.y.t

p.m.p🥺.l.m.s.y.t

by kai kai003 June 30, 2021

wolfstar_m.p

My stunning lioness. Funniest person ever. Is hilarious when in panic. Hair full of candy. Kindest nicest person ever and will always be there for u. Did I mention they’re mine? Well they are mine😌

Hey ask wolfstar_m.p if they have any candy left in their hair.

Sure thing.

by obsessed_witha_maraurder September 14, 2021

E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties

Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"

by BigRob89 November 26, 2021

L.M.P

Your girlfriend, or F.W.B wants you to.. LICK THEIR PUSSY! Congratulations my friend.

"Hey, David. L.M.P, please."
"Of-course.. its gonna feel good."

by yourmomislikeyourasspussy January 28, 2022

O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, and usually abbreviated in reference to insurance companies labeled on cemetery headstones, footstones, or general memoriam's.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisans O.M.P.

by Yarthebazar October 15, 2022

O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, usually in reference to an insurance organization on the headstone or memoriam of the deceased.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisan O.M.P

Marty's inscription read, "I Famiclia O.M.P" insured by a life/health insurance agency.

by Yarthebazar October 16, 2022