Lang Chops

Glorious red mutton chops usually found on a ginger, sometimes accompanied by a sweet red molester mustache.

Dude check out that ginger guy with the crazy Lang Chops, I am super jealous of that guy!!!

by TerribleTarans August 3, 2009

langerd

crazy ass drunk

i went to the lodge and of course got ridiculously langerd

by limlover11 January 4, 2010

langersed

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.

I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.

by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011

Langers

Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.

Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"

by Potatery April 14, 2019

Langford Tweak

If you live in Langford and occasionally smoke meth and bother innocent bystanders

Oh look it’s Josh Worthy! A langford tweak! hopefully he doesn’t tweak out and rob me and stomp me out!

by methhoots123 June 15, 2022

langhammer

An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.

Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.

by handfootandbun September 24, 2022

Langa

A man whore that will happily smash everyone, and everything.

"he is such a langa"

by Thetruthisme, iamthetruth April 23, 2023