lumberslack

a more relaxed person than the average relaxed person.

You slept for 14 hours? What a lumberslack!

by cole.train March 9, 2008

Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

See Dog Blanket Shirt

Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.

"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"

by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011

Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014

lumberjack kiss

When two dudes rub their beards together.

Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.

by SpecialKDawg June 2, 2018

Yodeling Lumberjack

When a girl, mostly one who is sexually naive, attempts to give a guy a handjob by clapping her wrist together repetitively around his dick.

Man, Jessie gave me a yodeling lumberjack last night. My dick is so bruised.

by Hi Hierton March 28, 2011