Soft Logging

When you are hard, but then get soft… but still pump and dump.

Dude, I came in 20 seconds and then I soft logged her for another minute!

Soft Logging means your penis is less than 69% erect but you are still inside a vagina.

by Red_man_blue February 6, 2026

raw-logging

Writing or analyzing application logs without the use of automation.

grep is for cheaters. I'm raw-logging it bro.

by komickaze March 11, 2026

Double logging

The act of defecation into a broken toilet where previous deposits have not been flushed away.

Dang. I really had to go, but the loo's broken. I had no choice except double logging.

by Bunnoe March 13, 2026

Love Lounging

When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.

I almost threw up when I saw my parents love lounging by the fire - GROSS!

by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025

Bro Lounging

When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.

They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.

Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”

And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.

by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025

sustainable native forest logging

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.

by killerwew December 18, 2012

Dream-a-linging

To hope with for innocent fairytale ending in a bloody gore invested situation.

Why am I dream-a-linging about a cure for the Walkers?

by AminRa May 8, 2019