Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

Listening

The process of reading with your ears.

You've been listening to an E-book.

by new-mexican May 30, 2019

Listo

When you're shit poor and you use Listerine or some other mouthwash to get drunk

Corey: If you're not pitching any money in, we're only gonna supply you Listo.

by 2204355 c(^_^c) June 17, 2015

listomania

A word associated with annoying behavior while at a music festival

LISTOMANIA, LISTOMANIA, LISTOMANIA and so on

by HarryDee May 15, 2010

Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.

Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.

by lipton tea October 9, 2010

I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

by lastword1 April 13, 2008

listen Linda

v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.

..................

The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...

Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.

That's what she said.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020