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Lincolnshire, IL

A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
by Wigism June 11, 2020
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Lincoln-Way West

High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.
P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.
by fiestaflamingo March 7, 2021
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Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.
Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."
by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011
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Abe Lincolned

Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.
by SaximusPrime April 23, 2020
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Lincoln Drinkin'

To buy/get intoxicated off of alcohol on which you spent $5 or less, usually for college students that have nearly blown their booze budget.
"Shit, I spent almost all of my money on that Gentleman Jack. I guess I'll be Lincoln Drinkin' until payday. Again."
by Insomnia Kids October 6, 2011
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lincoln park, michigan

Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.
Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!
by Joanna Smith February 26, 2008
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angry abe lincoln

A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.
Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.
by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006
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