When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.
Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.
Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.
Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."
Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."
Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."
by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011
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To buy/get intoxicated off of alcohol on which you spent $5 or less, usually for college students that have nearly blown their booze budget.
"Shit, I spent almost all of my money on that Gentleman Jack. I guess I'll be Lincoln Drinkin' until payday. Again."
by Insomnia Kids October 6, 2011
Get the Lincoln Drinkin' mug.Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.
by Joanna Smith February 26, 2008
Get the lincoln park, michigan mug.A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.
by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006
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with a bunch of wack ass nothing to do.
the inhabitants of this town usually party & get fucked up out of their brains to pass the time away.
with a bunch of wack ass nothing to do.
the inhabitants of this town usually party & get fucked up out of their brains to pass the time away.
1)lets go to lincolnton & get fucked upp!
2)I heard the new girl likes to party, she must be from lincolnton.
2)I heard the new girl likes to party, she must be from lincolnton.
by tash!=] December 19, 2008
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The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
by rezombied November 5, 2005
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