lan

a dick

you have a small lan

by musti01 February 28, 2024

da plane lan

You received your paycheck. Your salary was deposited into your bank account.

"Anyone know if da plane lan yet?"

Bui, I tryna to pay my rent but da plane en lan yet!

by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023

the lan

basically, the teach think im learning but im actually watching the lan (John Nolan)
Basically means you're watching The Rookie in class instead paying attention to the teacher.

"Teach think I'm watching but me and my friends all watching the lan.

by BOOZOOS GHOSTS September 30, 2025

Lan

Lan is a name. Lan is the type guy who’s a bro. Lans are Canadian and strong lovers of Logic. Lan is good at quickscoping and getting ladies. Lan is open to a good “no strings attached (as Lan calls it)” every once in a while. Overall he is a great guy and he is involved in a Bible Study.

Kai: “Did you see that Canadian guy over there?”
Sam: “Haha... You mean Lan?”

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Karim: “That guy is an excellent quickscoper, do we know of him?”
Dylan: “Of course we know him, that’s Lan!”

by TheBBCman October 24, 2018

C-lan

about 5ft 2 and belches like nobodies business. also has super smooth skin

how's it goin C-lan

by Dooganshmoogan January 10, 2022

EQ lan

The act of making Brandi, Gabby, Whitney, and Carlene lust after their sexy husbands.

Brandi - I can’t believe the boys made out and then decided to setup an EQ LAN!
Whitney - Our husbands are so sexy!
Gabby - Right?
Carlene - right!

by Dougbug927 March 18, 2022

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009