kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
mom: it's a girl!
dad: what should we name her?
mom: kai lan!
dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?
mom: because broccoli pwns all
dad: what should we name her?
mom: kai lan!
dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?
mom: because broccoli pwns all
by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 02, 2011
by HeavyMetalGuy360 November 23, 2015
by placenta lasagna December 13, 2023
Kailan is a girl who’s compassionate. Her positivity is infectious, and she has a remarkable ability to make those around her feel valued.
Kai-Lan is so funny and like really nice and pretty and beautiful i should really become friends with her
by kaiiixm November 21, 2023