Lolsterpiece

A piece of academic or artistic work that the author thinks is a masterpiece, but is in fact a complete disaster worthy only of mockery.

"Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new song?"
"Yeah. It's an absolute frickin' lolsterpiece".

by sTeamTraen August 22, 2014

Loletta

name of a girl, variation of the better known Loretta.
Name of a Hong Kong celebrity, former Miss HK Loletta Chu.
More common in Asia where people make up unique names for kids.

Let's name our daughter after Loletta Chu.

by Blasphemy L June 12, 2011

loltank

when someone laughs at a lame automobile, such as an old rusty ford fiesta, or more so a tank

Person A: hey, look at that shit car

Person B: its a loltank

by carrolly December 7, 2009

white lolita

Japanese sweet derived from the classic Pocky Stick. A larger breadstick that the pocky covered in a white sort-of-chocolate substance.
Delicious, but not up to the standards of Pocky classic.

Man, I'd love to suck on a white lolita right now!

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

R/Lolitary

A subreddit full of Like minded people that hate the consumption of Lolicon hentai in a pornographic context, due to the fact that its literally little kids drawn as anime???

Genshin neckbeard player: "Klee is 80 years old!!!!!! Im not a pedophile!!!"
r/lolitary member: "brigade the pedophile brothers"

by Dreamedcar December 18, 2022

Loltractor

Used in expression when something is very funny but just laughing doesn't quite cut it. Similar to Roflcopter.

A.K.A. That word I thought I made up but only to find that someone else beat me to it.

"Dude, Thom just failed his exam!"
"Loltractor!!1!!11one"
"Whoa, that word's sick, I've never heard it before!"
"I know, I just made it up!"
"Oh, wait, it's already on Urban Dictionary."
"DAMNIT!"

by Lucas C February 19, 2008

Lolitsalex

Lolitsalex is a handsome young man with a very nice family friendly YouTube channel:loolitsalex
His birthday is on the 19th of August
Twitter:@loolitsalex (2 o’s)
Snapchat:@looolitsalex (3 o’s)
Instagram:@loooolitsalex (4 o’s)

Fan:Yo have you checked out lolitsalex’s YouTube channel?
Fan2:Yea he’s really family friendly and handsome!
Fan1&2:Cool I’m finna buy his autograph!

by Roger is wet July 4, 2018