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by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

L.O.M.

L.O.M. - Lecherous Old Man

That guy who sexually takes advantage of individuals below the age of 18, when he's above it.

That son of a bitch L.O.M. is prowling the high schools again. Best round up the possy

Historical reference: "Thats what I love about high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age heheheh."

by hoesnotshmoes January 5, 2011

L.B.M

The defintion of l.b.m stands for lip biting moment where those moments are just so intense, you have nothing to say but do actions.

Today was a great day as soon as i saw her walking down the hallway i had an l.b.m

by xSobekid January 20, 2011

M.I.M.L.G.I.T

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get

From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011

l.a.m.b

Gwen Stefani's (orginaly of the band No Doubt)clothing line. LAMB stands for love angel music baby.
this is also the title of her latest album.

i just baught a L.A.M.B purse at Saks the other day.

by Halston [im a chick haha] December 31, 2005

lbmt (L.B.M.T.)

Large or (little) breasted mattress thrasher is a term that comes from the Greek words great in bed. L.B.M.T. is a word anyone can use and is great for the whole family. So start using it today!!!!

Man your mother looks like and lbmt (L.B.M.T.)

Guy 1:Shes really hot, I would want to bang her.

Guy2:Watch out I heard shes an lbmt (L.B.M.T.)

by Gare-bear!!!! October 22, 2009

l.a.m.b.

1. gwen stefani's line of high end clothing and sneakers as well as bags manufactured by lesportsac up until the winter season of 2004. the bags came with a gold or silver lamb charm, one of the first bags to come with a charm. many of these bags, now highly sought after collectors items, sell for over $100 on ebay.
2. literally love.angel.music.baby. accounts vary of how gwen stefani came up with the word. some say she named her line of bags, clothes and shoes after her dog maggie, her little "lamb", and she and lesportsac made up words to go along with it after the fact. others say they were her four favorite words in the english language, but this version is a bit fairytaled and contrived.

"i saw this totally cute l.a.m.b. capelet in nordstroms that fit me perfectly, but it was cashmere and over $300!"

by murdertramp October 15, 2005