A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.
Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
by neaonbhb April 30, 2011
Get the keybanger mug.A half-human and half-feline man, who was a orphan at birth, who was raised by a weaponmaster, who taught him the ways of blade, blunt, handtohand, axe, spears, and marksman. He is also a alcoholic, with blackish hair and wears a dark red vest, under it a pale white button shirt. He catches himself in a trap between two rival gangs, and is up for him to solve their differnces.
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Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs
Fighting
Love
Depression
Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs
by ThomiMarvel March 29, 2009
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It really took some keyballs to post that. Good thing he is 200 Miles away and does not know your real name.
by Ksoroch November 16, 2014
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my keyboard sit off my desk and after that last 32 hour coding session i found some nasty keybage underneath.
by jonnybigtime March 27, 2015
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