Kirk Cameron 

Former child star turned evangelist. Part of Way of the Master Ministries along with Ray Comfort.

Hey isn't that Kirk Cameron on the TBN network?

Kirk Cameron by Flash5 June 14, 2007

kirk-a-jerk 

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

kirk-a-jerk by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

Kirk Hammet 

The lead guitarist of Metallica and is one of if not THE best damn guitar player that has ever lived.

wow, kirk hammet just kicked the shit out of my dog.

Kirk Hammet by §cott June 5, 2004

kirk hammet 

Lead guitarist for Metallica, since 1983. Replaced Dave Mustaine. Gets a lot of shit from Megadeth fans and from idiots who otherwise don't like Metallica. He's a damn good player though.

Kirk Hammett can play faster than you or anyone you know, so think twice before saying that he "sucks", ok?

kirk hammet by bryan18 October 17, 2005

Kirk Beger 

The coolest man in the world. All men want to be him and all women want to sleep with him.

That Kirk Beger is fucking awesome!

Kirk Beger by The collective people of planet Earth March 26, 2005

Kirk Hammet 

One of the fastest guitarist ever. If you see him in concert he does arpegio runs that will blow your mind. The only reason the new albums don't have solos is because James Hetfield writes all the songs and he never writes anything that pushes Hammet's skills.

Kirk Hammet is so badass.
He replaced Mustaine he must be good.

Kirk Hammet by Spawn November 12, 2005

Kirk Hotel 

any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.

Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"

Kirk Hotel by Pete Dick February 17, 2008