Pussy Jobsworth

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

by sphincternator June 6, 2009

hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Là nosé dè jobé

A French term for a nose job; being the insertion of one's penis or a baguette into a receiving party's nostril.

"Last night I went down to the café for a latté and this chick gave me là nosé dè jobé. I stuck a croissant in her left nostril and shot a load in the right one."

by James Siegel February 26, 2008

Steve Jobs

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

by the_underachiever November 29, 2012

jobe

it's the fucking jobe dude, when you're steeched as fuck and bout to murk some fools, like it's your fuckin job.

dude i'm steeched off my jobe! hahaaha, i'll murk you dude!

by Ron Hitman February 14, 2008

Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008

Jobsgobbler

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.

Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.

by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010