jizzpression

the act of taking an antidepressant and then masturbating to see if you’ll cum or not

Tonight I may attempt a jizzpression after dinner

by strawberrypunkcake April 9, 2023

FaB Jizzed

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor

dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.

by elijahking04 November 10, 2009

up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

jizerpul

A warm fuzzy blanket, or when a man jacks off and his dick burps while making a large cum bubble

I need a jizerpul, Share the jizerpul with me, Damn it I just jizerpuled in your hair

by Random, Ldub, aoomnef November 6, 2004

Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

by Dr. Penfield May 4, 2009

jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 4, 2010