ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018

Jerky Toker

Someone who performs a sexual act on a person with male genitalia; someone who says or does homosexual activities

“Bro you look so hot right now, lemme suck that dick”
“Wtf? Shut up you jerky toker”

by DookBoom December 23, 2023

quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation

"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"

by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020