Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 24, 2023

Jerky

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

by Coolio personnn November 25, 2020

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 21, 2011

Jerkie

A person that reflect woman

Malthe is such a jerkie

by a very cool and legendary pers October 31, 2021

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013