Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 7, 2020

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. May 28, 2018

jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.

"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."

by delli June 29, 2007

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022