Jamper

A genuine mistake caused by mass consumption of Cannabis slurring the vocabulary

Whilst very high at a Drag Racing show, I was rather chilli so asked my pal Nool to please 'pass me my jamper'

by Christopher John Roussel October 3, 2008

Jayer

A player who is above average at video games and destroys anyone in his path, a jayer.

Player 1: OMG! THIS F**KING GUY IS HACKING!
Player 2: Nah, dude. He's just really good, he's a jayer.
Player 1: I hate jayers, they ruin the game for everyone.

by underurban7 January 13, 2017

Jasper

Jasper is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Although he does not know how to start a fire, he will always be there for you and make you laugh. He will FaceTime you constantly and encourage you to do your homework. If you ever meet the one and only Jasper F, don't let him go. He is a pretty great guy. He sucks at noredink and you will argue over words being words but with all of that aside, he is great. Don't believe all of the sandwich thieves that you see on here, Jasper is just a cool guy who likes to eat cereal at midnight and mess with his brother. Love you dude, thank you for being amazing and always being there for me. Your eyes are pretty cool too. Merry Christmas, I love you.

I wish Jasper could make fires.

by negative3dollars December 13, 2019

Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.

OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN

by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009

jasper

The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face

no one wants to be a jasper.

by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010

Jasper

A strict disciple of the holy god-like being Harrup. Follows the great Harrup like his shadow in his everday activities, including lifting and posing while flexing for his Snapchat. Will continue to build up his powers over time, despite never passing his overlord. At this point, he is a beta gypsy prince.

Jasper: Am I getting bigger yet?
Berk: Hell naw Jasper! I guess you'll always be a beta compared to Harrup.

by Ty White December 1, 2016

Jasper

Somebody called Jasper is normally dumb and hated by everyone but his deluded mother is the only one who likes him.

Ew look, it's a Jasper. He should stay away from us.

by Joemamanotvrycool February 15, 2020