jab

When you make something bad happen to a fictional not-so-nice character

I hate the jab at Lovejoy in this Titanic fanfic

by frabrizio June 28, 2018

Jab

A group of weird kids

Damn that jab over there plays D&D.

by webbu_r May 7, 2019

jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.

“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”

by C0rmaq November 28, 2021

Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

JAB

JAB
Ripper of bongs
Roller of joints
Will usually be found alongside Captain Kuvle

8 ounces of weed?! Since when did you become a JAB

by Rob3001 May 12, 2020

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019