Jap flaps

Japflaps is a Japanese womans vagina flaps

ahhh mate, I went down on Fukumi last last night and she had lovely jap flaps.

by Liam Ohung September 22, 2017

jap my church

The art of adding ridiculous and unneeded alterations to a church similar to "pimp my ride" although the general theme of the alterations are oriental also usually bell towers.

Ummmmm could you please Jap my church?

by iexus March 9, 2005

jap slaps

Flipflops. Nicknamed JapSlaps because Jewish-American-Princess's wear them and they slap their feet.

Come shopping with me! We can get new solos and jap slaps!

by KatyaMamadjanian August 9, 2006

Jap-slap

The action taken to punish a person for a silly or stupid mistake, often in a playful manner. The name derives from asking the unaware victim to place his or her thumbs on the outer corners of the eyes and stretching the eyes to simulate an Asian appearance. Then the slap can be adminstered without a flinch diverting the blow.

I Jap-slapped my brother when he admitted to my new wife that we had a stripper at my bachelor's party.

by Ron Ziniel December 28, 2005

Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.

"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Jap-a-rican

A person of Japanese and Puerto Rican Ethnicity.

Father(Japanese) + Mother (Puerto Rican) = Offspring (ME/Jap-a-rican)

by Steven Morimoto January 15, 2008

JAP slap

To strike someone -- who *really* has it coming -- in the face with the back of the hand. JAP = Jewish-American-Princess.

If you don't shut-the-fuck-up, I'm gonna JAP slap you into next week!

by WonderShe June 12, 2006