Definitions by iexus

schism 

Used to discribe an over exuberant divide or moment within a conversation. Often used with an insult refering to gentitalia.

Well schism my quim!

schism by iexus March 9, 2005

minging 

Ugly disgusting rank.

Stems from the slang word of minge a womans genitalia which when not regularly washed or kept turns "mingeing" or shortened to "minging" and abused by all common people as an adjective to describe disgust and abject horror at something.

"i was like ... he was liek ... so i sed ... yeh whatever (makes w with hands) "minger" (turns w over making insulting m)"

minging by iexus March 9, 2005

jap my church

The art of adding ridiculous and unneeded alterations to a church similar to "pimp my ride" although the general theme of the alterations are oriental also usually bell towers.

Ummmmm could you please Jap my church?

jap my church by iexus March 9, 2005

shAame 

Usually used when impersonating italian ski instructors or plumbers.

It merely shows brief annoyance or mocking towards an idea or conversational topic.

"i can't go up the pub coz ive spent all my money on weed"
"it's a shAame"

shAame by iexus March 9, 2005

Unpimp my ride

The moment in a chavs life when he realises that his "real slick bang in your fassse motor" is actually a tin can with the most ridiculous amount of crap body kit he can have fitted with stupid amounts of cheap stereo system (usually into the dash) he may be heard uttering the words "can you plase UNpimp my ride"

"dude your car looks like my auntie sat on it"

"yeah ok can you unpimp my ride?"

Unpimp my ride by iexus March 9, 2005