A relatively small group of elite soldiers, funded almost entirely by the US taxpayer, upheld for the sole purpose of maintaining a Western presence in the Middle-East.
by mcfly17 December 25, 2011
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Get the Israel mug.the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population
-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist
-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist
by Frontline Debater January 24, 2006
Get the Israeli Policies mug.The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
Get the Israeli Mayonnaise mug.The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.
A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
by Adi Callai November 11, 2019
Get the Israeli apartheid mug.Black, Hispanic, and Native American people whose Fathers were legally enslaved in america (the new egypt).
A Nation not desired.
A Nation of People whose Fathers were deemed as 3/5 of a man, less than a man, not a man.
A group of People whose Fathers were forced to eat foods that were unlawful for them to eat under the laws of GOD given to Moses in the mountain.
A People whose Fathers were taken captive by their enemies and forced to work in exchange for a shack, unlawful food, and water.
A People whose Fathers were talked down to and treated as "less than" all other men on earth.
A People whose Fathers were forced to watch or get out of the room while their own wives were raped or fornicated with by their enemy, master.
People whose Fathers lands were won by their enemies in a series of bar fights called wars because their enemy is not classy.
A People whose Fathers were given as gifts to other people in the antebellum united states.
A People whose Fathers are scattered all over the globe claiming to be other nations of people, for example, americans, hispanics, or puerto rican.
People whose Fathers continue to be legally enslaved employees in america and in other countries.
A group of people whose Fathers have been swallowed up by their enemies.
A People group whose Fathers were brought to america in the bottom of huge ships to work for free.
A group of People whose Fathers watched helplessly as their daughters were defiled and abused by men.
A Nation not desired.
A Nation of People whose Fathers were deemed as 3/5 of a man, less than a man, not a man.
A group of People whose Fathers were forced to eat foods that were unlawful for them to eat under the laws of GOD given to Moses in the mountain.
A People whose Fathers were taken captive by their enemies and forced to work in exchange for a shack, unlawful food, and water.
A People whose Fathers were talked down to and treated as "less than" all other men on earth.
A People whose Fathers were forced to watch or get out of the room while their own wives were raped or fornicated with by their enemy, master.
People whose Fathers lands were won by their enemies in a series of bar fights called wars because their enemy is not classy.
A People whose Fathers were given as gifts to other people in the antebellum united states.
A People whose Fathers are scattered all over the globe claiming to be other nations of people, for example, americans, hispanics, or puerto rican.
People whose Fathers continue to be legally enslaved employees in america and in other countries.
A group of people whose Fathers have been swallowed up by their enemies.
A People group whose Fathers were brought to america in the bottom of huge ships to work for free.
A group of People whose Fathers watched helplessly as their daughters were defiled and abused by men.
Man: "My daddy is an Israelite"
Woman: "My daddy is an Israelite, too"
Man: "That means that, under the law of Moses, we can get married to each other. Do you want to marry me?"
Woman: "Sure."
Woman: "My daddy is an Israelite, too"
Man: "That means that, under the law of Moses, we can get married to each other. Do you want to marry me?"
Woman: "Sure."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the Israelite mug.Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.
Jews are 'only' those that practice judaism. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
Jews are 'only' those that practice judaism. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel December 10, 2022
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