interlectual

Sarcastic way of describing a person who seems to get all his or her knowledge from the Internet alone.

Joan is an interlectual---you'll always find her on the computer. I've never once seen her with a book in her hand!

by pentozali January 10, 2008

pseudo-intellectual

The person who wrote the first defintion of the word is the epitome of what this word means.

The person's username indicates what a pseudo-intellectual that he or she is and the fact that he is gay and thirsty for wanting to be fucked so badly.

by anonUD January 16, 2008

Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.

Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!

by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010

pseudo intellectual

memeber of the rap group Pseudo Intellectuals

The Scion, DJ Cutler, is the DJ for the Pseudo Intellectuals

by The Science August 8, 2008

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

Intellectual Prostitute

The act of trading one's intellectual property in order to be given candy or money

She's such an intellectual prostitute

by jevans855 January 22, 2016

Intellectual

A human who has a mind beyond human limits and plays minecraft

Boy:u wanna play 2 square?
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019