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Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?
by DrGnome November 9, 2019
mugGet the Insert, tap, or swipe?mug.

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
mugGet the fruit insertionmug.

Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.
The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.
by Pr_TickleButton December 27, 2011
mugGet the Marranda Insertionmug.

Penis Insertable

A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.
Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.
by semanateher April 21, 2011
mugGet the Penis Insertablemug.

Insulin insert

The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish
the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
mugGet the Insulin insertmug.

self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024
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