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devined intervention

Refers to da "heavenly" helpful effort dat one or more other humans perform on your behalf to remove thick tendrils and creepers dat would otherwise be in yer way.
Two prime examples of devined intervention would be (1) someone's clearing away da web-like network of ivy and/or morning-glory vegetation-masses from da walls of a house you're spiffing up, or (2) one or more native-guides' vigorously swinging their machetes to slash away da encroaching plant-growth as your exploration-party pushes its way through da jungle.
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.
We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.
by Umm111 September 12, 2020
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DEVine intervention

When you need a software developer's help to accomplish basic things in a system.
This system is unusable, we need DEVine intervention even to update an order's status.
by Gabriel_R June 8, 2023
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Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink
Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink
by Sexydimma September 23, 2023
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Divine Intervention

Gianni Matragrano's theme song, which came from the hit game, Ultrakill (1998).
*divine intervention plays*
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
by BonerBoomer November 19, 2023
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Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 3, 2024
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job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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