dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008

horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.

I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.

by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005

Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.

"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Root Vest Himer

A.K.A. Ruth Westheimer, a very sought out Dr. in the 80's and early 90's for sexual relations.

Hello!, This is Dr. Root, how may I help you?, (usually followed by, I See!) Then Folowed by (Well the real problem is, your not giving it up enough!)

by joe June 25, 2004

hueresohn

the swissgerman term for "son of a whore"

du verdammte hueresohn!
(you damn son of whore!)

by sinizzl August 12, 2006

Homer Commentary

When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.

(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.

by Henry Yates January 17, 2010

golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007