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Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
by D-Hutch December 31, 2008
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Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar
i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!
by make.a.wish March 15, 2008
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houston texans

by ZZ99 March 23, 2004
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Holting

It's the art of going to any social activity (particulary a nightclub, bar, gathering, rave etc.) involving one person expending a great amount of money for company.
Example: I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company.)

It is also when a person who wants to spend time by himself to do activities that he likes to share but prefered to do them on his own.
I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company

Tonight, I'm holting at the house on my own. (Meaning that Tonight, I'm going to be playing by myself at the house on my own).
by One of a Kind from PR December 23, 2018
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houston handbag

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots
look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag
by moli66 January 14, 2009
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Houliston

The sticky substance that is produced by women who have "blue waffle"
Girl: This Houliston is getting on my nerves!
Friend: WOW didnt know you had Blue Waffle!
by AH_LCFC May 26, 2010
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holta

Holta is a one of kind individual. She's tall like a goddess and fierce like a bolt of lightening. Shes rare and hard to find. If you find one you keep her because she will bring you luck for the rest of your life like a four leaf clover. Her intelligence and her beauty makes her shine bright like a shooting star and the combination of these things makes her an experience that will change your life. Holta is all of the goodness life has to offer.
"I passed by Holta and now I know that I am Gods favorite"

"Yesterday Holta said hi to me, I feel like I have seen the 7 natural wonders of the world all at once"

"Yesterday Holta touched me and I have been cured of all disease for the rest of my life"
by Definite1055 February 5, 2014
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