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Hatchet girl

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M
Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.
by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018
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drunken hitchhiker

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.
After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.
by Team Maniche December 25, 2008
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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Hitch

1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.
"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."
by Ace n Hitman July 16, 2008
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hatchet slash

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".
Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!
by Ussery June 29, 2007
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hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 16, 2010
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Hotchickitis

When a girl has no talent other than being cute. Often times these women have no other redeeming qualities.
"This twitch thot suffers from ultimate Hotchickitis"
by Meatclam February 12, 2019
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