hoopde

Any junk car that can be obtained for less then $1000.

I found a hoopde in the classified ads for $700.

by Trevor Higgs December 4, 2003

Hooper Family

A family of professional hula-hoopers.

I saw a Hooper Family at the beach yesterday.

by Rose likes pie November 23, 2009

hoop juice

Anal juice, juice from the aforementioned anus.

Whoa man, get that hoop juice away from my mouth, why do you even have it on your fingers?

by Londondewd March 10, 2008

Homopyronecronymphobestiac

A person who is addicted to having sex, with animals of the same sex, that are dead and on fire.

That sicko is a homopyronecronymphobestiac, but it could be worse, the flaming animals he's fucking could still be alive.

by DrunkenRoundTable April 13, 2009

Hoopenheimer

A buttox.
Polite for asshole.

She's a freak, she begged me to enter her hoopenheimer!
That guy pissed me off, he's a real hoopenheimer!!!

by Farshad Freddy Vancity March 28, 2010

hoop dreams bawllin

when you are excited (does not have to involve basketball) often times the speaker is lying on their back and raises their pelvis upward but this is optional

Teacher: everyone got A's on their tests!
Black kids: HOOP DREAMS BAWLLIN!!

by Rancorn February 23, 2011

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 March 1, 2011