hitch

when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.

that was a huge hitch!!

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

hitchiker

A little piece of poo stuck on your butt hole that stays there for a while
or a bug hanging on to your clothes

"oh looks like you've got a hitchiker"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

Mary Miles Hitchcock

My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..

BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(

MadiLYN: i LOVE MARY MILES HITCHCOCK!!

by Maddie21 November 15, 2011

Hitches

Mixture of Hitler and bitches.

Also a group of racist people.

Maria: See those trump supporters.

Juan: Fucking HITCHES !!!

by Lovelyprince November 13, 2016

Hitch

to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits

she hitched a ride on my dick.

by collin z. March 8, 2009

Hitcher

Something big, huge, mighty. Often fierce and wicked.

Overlord awaiting combat / ability to see in darkness / spreading fear

by Anonymous November 8, 2003