having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

havenga

The best south african surname

Ruan havenga is the best

by Detached ambilical chord December 20, 2020

having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

having a meatloaf

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022